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(Imported from wall of a friend,Modi)

Ordinary questions but Pappu's brilliant answers! 

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Pappu: 13th October 

Which year?

Pappu : EVERY YEAR

😬😆

Manager asked pappu at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Pappu replyed: 

P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

👳

One tourist from U.S.A. asked pappu :

Any great man born in this village???

Pappu : no sir, only small Babies!!!

😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

So pappu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Pappu : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

😝😜✌

Pappu : My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Pappu : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

🙌👉😝😁

Pappu : I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Pappu : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

💘😜😝

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Pappu : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

😘😍

 Pappu; in airplane going to Bombay ..

While it's landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

  Pappu: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

😳👂💨😂

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

 :Pappu"All are born on government holidays...!!!

😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple

Pappu : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

👏✋😜😝✨

keep smiling!!