JOKES TO LAUGH

Wife to her Accountant husband: 😲
what is inflation?
Husband: 
Earlier you were 36-24-36. 
But now you are
48-40-48. 
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 
This is INFLATION .😜

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.🤪
Interviewer: What is Recession? 
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

Accountancy fact:😲😜🤪
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?😝
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣
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😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲 When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😜👻😲😝Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..😂😂😂😂
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👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don't laugh alone pass it on !!🌌 😄😄